In England, a man just witnessed a MIRACLE when he spilled some fabric softener on a t-shirt . . . and the stain came out looking like JESUS.  The stain looks like a man with a beard and crown, and with his arms extending to the sides.

This cop just screwed his entire career because he couldn't wait three extra minutes for a Big Mac.

48-year-old Scott Biumi of Cumming,  Georgia, aka "IDIOT McGee", is a detective sergeant with the DeKalb County Police Department.  And this month, when he was off duty, he was trying to get some food at a McDonald's drive thru.

18-year-old Ryan Mash was in line ahead of Scott.  And Ryan says it was taking a little while for the McDonald's employees to get his order . . . so Scott started FLIPPING OUT.

He got out of his car, started screaming at Ryan and his friends, reached into the car, grabbed Ryan, PULLED A GUN on him, and told him, quote, "You don't know who you're [effing] with."

Then he got back in his car and drove off.  But Ryan got his license plate number and called the cops.

The police reviewed the footage from McDonald's security cameras . . . and Scott was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault.

DEFTONES bassist CHI CHENG died on Saturday.  He was 42. 

Five years ago, Chi was in a car with his sister, when they collided with another vehicle.  He wasn't wearing his seatbelt . . . the car flipped . . . and he was ejected.  His sister was wearing hers, and she escaped with only minor injuries.

Chi was seriously hurt, and never fully recovered.  The accident left him in a coma . . . although he'd also had some periods of semi-consciousness.  He had been making some slow progress over the years, but ultimately he didn't make it.

His family says his "heart just suddenly stopped."

The Deftones took some time off after the accident, but eventually continued on with bassist SERGIO VEGA.  The band hasn't released a formal statement . . . but singer Chino Moreno wrote on his Facebook page, quote, "Rest in peace Chi Cheng."