Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Hand Sanitizer

Look and Feel Canadian Breath Spray

Look like a moose’s cock and feel like 2nd place.

Farting Piggy Bank

Not sure what do with that loose change in your pocket? Stick it up your ass!!!!

Replica Fat

Drop a hint in your girlfriend’s stocking.

STD Test

Merry Syphilismas.

How to Live with a Huge Penis [Paperback]

Buy two. Keep one in the car. Then just let the book do the lying for you.

"Suck It" Socks

Powdered Peanut Butter

NOTE: Your dog won’t lick it off you until after you add water.