5am to 10pm
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Hand Sanitizer
Look and Feel Canadian Breath Spray
Look like a moose’s cock and feel like 2nd place.
Farting Piggy Bank
Not sure what do with that loose change in your pocket? Stick it up your ass!!!!
Drop a hint in your girlfriend’s stocking.
How to Live with a Huge Penis [Paperback]
Buy two. Keep one in the car. Then just let the book do the lying for you.
"Suck It" Socks
Powdered Peanut Butter
NOTE: Your dog won’t lick it off you until after you add water.