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A 63-year-old woman was arrested after she dropped her clothes and punched a Florida Sheriff’s sergeant at a Walmart.
The woman was sitting on a bench in front of the store visibly drunk when she took off her shirt and sat there topless.
Two officers tried to cover her up, but she started swinging and punched one of them.
She now faces charges of battery on an officer, resisting arrest and disorderly intoxication.
A woman from North Dakota was discovered bleeding from her vagina, after a car accident, because the glass meth pipe she stuck in there had broke.
Police officers responding to an accident found 26-year old Jeana Marie Smart had failed to appear in court on a recent drug charge.
The officers put Smart in the back of their car and were in the process of taking her to jail when they noticed blood on the seat. When asked about the blood, Smart said she was on her period.
The officers walked Smart into the jail, as blood continued to stream down her leg. That is when she informed law enforcement that she wasn’t on her period. She actually had a meth pipe…inside her vagina. Oh, and there was a syringe in there, too.
According to the police report:
Smart was taken into the jail, where jail staff recovered a broken, clear glass meth/crack pipe and a capped syringe from Smart’s vagina.
Smart was transported to the hospital, where excess glass was removed from her lady parts. Once the coast was clear, so to speak, Smart was taken back to jail.
T-shirts are now for sale mocking Alabama coach Nick Saban for Saturday’s Iron Bowl loss to Auburn.
The shirt has a goal post with a clock in between it and says, “Daylight SABAN Time” on the top. On the bottom it says “Set your clock back 1 second. The throw your team under the bus.”
Alabama had one second put back on the clock Saturday in the fourth quarter. Saban tried a 57-yard field goal which came up short and was returned by Auburn for a touchdown for the win.
The shirts can be bought on readmyshirt.com.